The Culture Crew — high-protein frozen pizza with a Greek yoghurt crust

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What it actually is

Pizza with a Greek yoghurt crust

Not a cauliflower base and not a protein powder. Frozen pizza made the normal way, except the dough is built on Greek yoghurt instead of oil — which is where the protein comes from.

The dough

Flour, Greek yoghurt and yeast. Three things you can name, and the yoghurt does the job the oil would have done.

The protein

Up to 50g in one pizza, carried by the yoghurt and what goes on top. No powder, no isolate, no chalky aftertaste.

The pizza

One pack is one pizza for one person, and it goes from the freezer to the plate in twelve minutes.

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Same three-ingredient Greek yoghurt crust underneath both.

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The numbers

50g
protein in the pepperoni
3
ingredients in the crust
12min
from frozen to plate
1
serving per pack, on purpose

One slice in

Crisp outside. Soft in the middle.

Twelve minutes from frozen. No defrosting, no sad limp middle.

  • Three ingredients in the crust
  • Fan 200°C, middle shelf
  • 12 minutes, straight from frozen
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No faff12 min · fan 200°C

Freezer to plate in twelve minutes

  1. 0:00

    Rip it open

    No defrosting. Straight from the freezer, straight out of the box.

  2. 0:30

    Slide it in

    Middle shelf, 200°C fan. No tray needed, straight on the rack.

  3. 12:00

    Twelve minutes

    Out when the crust turns golden. The whole thing is yours.

Then eat the whole thing. One pack is one serving, on purpose.

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Got questions. Got answers.

What is Greek yoghurt doing in my pizza?

Carrying the protein, replacing the oil and tenderising the crumb. Three jobs from one ingredient, which is how the crust gets away with only three.

Is the whole pizza really one serving?

It is, and that is the point. The pack holds one serving because we expect you to finish it.

Where do I get my hands on one?

The freezer aisle, not this website. Head to Where to Buy and we will point you at the nearest one.

Is it gluten free or dairy free?

Neither. It contains wheat and milk. The Greek yoghurt is the whole idea.